Pinhead was upset we didn’t have an opinion on the meme Pinocchio movie, so we had to watch Pinocchio: A True Story to be released from the cenobite’s grasp. Unfortunately, we may just want to go back in because this is truly one of the worst movies. Even Pauly Shore and Jon Header can’t save what is clearly a mess of the script. Also, they literally took out all the good parts of Pinocchio!! There’s NO WHALE OR PLEASURE ISLAND?! Why even bother?